This is the ultimate print for the meticulous score-keeper of social engagements. It doesn't just ask the guest to leave; it warns them that their exit will not bring relief, only the commencement of their delayed, negative review.
This print is a masterclass in honesty: it admits that your politeness is finite and that the actual process of unwinding from their visit involves a detailed, bitter recap of their duration. It transforms you from a host into a documentarian of their time-wasting. The casual, conversational tone makes the message even more brutal, confirming this is simply a fact of life, like taxes or traffic.
The person who enjoys the post-mortem of a social event far more than the event itself.
Anyone who values their friends' company, but values their own time significantly more.
For those who understand that sometimes, the greatest joy of having company is finally telling someone else how long they had the audacity to stay for.
This Premium Framed Edition is delivered ready-to-hang, because some truths cannot wait for assembly. It is secured within a sleek matte black frame crafted from Ayous wood—a conscious choice from renewable forests that provides the only suitable structure for this print.
The frame is a substantial .75″ (1.9 cm) thick, emphasising the vast scope of the message contained within. Your print is guarded by a clear Acrylite front protector, ensuring the execution remains perfect for a story this large.
As the designer behind Messy Soul Prints, I guarantee the execution is professional. This frame is the definitive, sealed container for the truth.
Frame Material - Ayous wood from renewable forests
Frame Colour - Sleek matte black Frame (uncompromising)
Frame Thickness - 0.75″ (1.9 cm)
Print Protector - Clear Acrylite front protector
Format: True 1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red, digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
Hanging Hardware Included and pre-attached
Blank product components sourced from Japan, US, and EU
The Specs Framed [White on Black No Red]
This is the ultimate print for the meticulous score-keeper of social engagements. It doesn't just ask the guest to leave; it warns them that their exit will not bring relief, only the commencement of their delayed, negative review.
This print is a masterclass in honesty: it admits that your politeness is finite and that the actual process of unwinding from their visit involves a detailed, bitter recap of their duration. It transforms you from a host into a documentarian of their time-wasting. The casual, conversational tone makes the message even more brutal, confirming this is simply a fact of life, like taxes or traffic.
The person who enjoys the post-mortem of a social event far more than the event itself.
Anyone who values their friends' company, but values their own time significantly more.
For those who understand that sometimes, the greatest joy of having company is finally telling someone else how long they had the audacity to stay for.
This Premium Framed Edition is delivered ready-to-hang, because some truths cannot wait for assembly. It is secured within a sleek matte black frame crafted from Ayous wood—a conscious choice from renewable forests that provides the only suitable structure for this print.
The frame is a substantial .75″ (1.9 cm) thick, emphasising the vast scope of the message contained within. Your print is guarded by a clear Acrylite front protector, ensuring the execution remains perfect for a story this large.
As the designer behind Messy Soul Prints, I guarantee the execution is professional. This frame is the definitive, sealed container for the truth.
Frame Material - Ayous wood from renewable forests
Frame Colour - Sleek matte black Frame (uncompromising)
Frame Thickness - 0.75″ (1.9 cm)
Print Protector - Clear Acrylite front protector
Format: True 1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red, digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
Hanging Hardware Included and pre-attached
Blank product components sourced from Japan, US, and EU
The Specs Framed [White on Black No Red]
