Every piece you purchase from Messy Soul Prints is not a stock item; it is a Direct Result, produced on demand the moment you complete your unavoidable transaction. This process ensures uncompromising quality, because if I'm going to frame the contents of your mental breakdown or serve you coffee in a cup of unfiltered rage, it has to be perfect, and it drastically reduces pointless waste.

Your reward for this level of specificity is visual and psychological perfection, but it means delivery takes a calculated moment longer than mass-produced mediocrity.

I have structured the shipping rates to be as simple and fair as possible, reflecting the actual cost of dispatching prints and mugs. I handle the logistics; you receive the statement. The flaws are intentional, but the delivery system is optimised.

Shipping Rates

I have grouped rates into three zones: UK, Europe, and the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. They can be viewed in the dropdown to the right alongside the estimated delivery time after dispatch.

Note: Delivery estimates are calculated from the moment your order is dispatched, not the moment you place it. Due to the holidays, all delivery times are estimates and are not guaranteed.

Fulfillment

Allow 4–7 business days for your product (print, mug, or whatever else I've used to make the internal scream visible) to be produced, pass a stringent quality inspection, and be prepared for dispatch. I will send it out only when it is ready to confront you.

The Unconquerable Shipping Problem

I do not ship to territories outside the listed zones.

Look, shipping costs suck. That’s the brutal truth. For the Rest of the World, the current carrier rates are astronomically high—so high, in fact, that charging you for them would make me feel like a morally compromised opportunist. I'm comfortable with cynical honesty, but I draw the line at actively ripping people off. I am actively working to secure logistics that don't constitute a secondary mortgage, and if I get them down to a level where I feel morally comfortable, I will expand. Until then, my inability to participate in the global shipping farce is my self-deprecating promise to you.