This print is for the discerning, well-adjusted individual who is also completely self-aware of their deep, fundamental incompleteness. This is not just home decor; it’s an unapologetic public announcement that your aesthetic choices are intrinsically linked to your unresolved and longstanding issues.
It's the perfect conversation starter because it immediately signals two things: 1) You have excellent, darkly humorous taste, and 2) You are emotionally unavailable. It turns your living room into a therapy session you didn't have to pay for. The art is simply a stand-in for the emotional structure your soul seems to lack, and the world should know it.
Anyone whose shopping habits are really just a form of emotional coping.
The cynic who genuinely finds comfort in acknowledging their own emptiness.
For those who believe that self-deprecating humor is the only remaining virtue.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
This print is for the discerning, well-adjusted individual who is also completely self-aware of their deep, fundamental incompleteness. This is not just home decor; it’s an unapologetic public announcement that your aesthetic choices are intrinsically linked to your unresolved and longstanding issues.
It's the perfect conversation starter because it immediately signals two things: 1) You have excellent, darkly humorous taste, and 2) You are emotionally unavailable. It turns your living room into a therapy session you didn't have to pay for. The art is simply a stand-in for the emotional structure your soul seems to lack, and the world should know it.
Anyone whose shopping habits are really just a form of emotional coping.
The cynic who genuinely finds comfort in acknowledging their own emptiness.
For those who believe that self-deprecating humor is the only remaining virtue.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
