Let’s be honest. You are not Little Red Riding Hood. You are the wolf, the hunter, and the reason the forest is currently on fire. If they’re looking for a safe, easy path to follow, they are looking in the wrong shop. Your path? It’s marked by the things that failed to stop you.
This ceramic mug isn't about being subtle; it's about being unapologetically effective. It’s the perfect vessel for the messy soul who understands that victory is defined not by how cleanly you exit a situation, but by how many things you had to set on fire to get out. The discreet print at the end is just common courtesy for the unfortunate souls who thought they could slow you down.
For the person who sees an obstacle and immediately calculates the collateral damage required to remove it.
For the anti-heroine whose idea of leaving a party is creating a tactical diversion.
For those who believe "forgiveness" is overrated and prefer "justifiable spite."
If your favorite book character is the one everyone else is terrified of.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Let’s be honest. You are not Little Red Riding Hood. You are the wolf, the hunter, and the reason the forest is currently on fire. If they’re looking for a safe, easy path to follow, they are looking in the wrong shop. Your path? It’s marked by the things that failed to stop you.
This ceramic mug isn't about being subtle; it's about being unapologetically effective. It’s the perfect vessel for the messy soul who understands that victory is defined not by how cleanly you exit a situation, but by how many things you had to set on fire to get out. The discreet print at the end is just common courtesy for the unfortunate souls who thought they could slow you down.
For the person who sees an obstacle and immediately calculates the collateral damage required to remove it.
For the anti-heroine whose idea of leaving a party is creating a tactical diversion.
For those who believe "forgiveness" is overrated and prefer "justifiable spite."
If your favorite book character is the one everyone else is terrified of.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
