This print isn't a gentle suggestion; it's a window into your brain's absolute meltdown. While your face might be plastered with a polite smile, this piece of art is broadcasting the raw, unedited panic currently consuming your very soul.
It's the visual manifestation of your inner monologue, turned up to an eleven. This print functions as your personal hostage note, alerting guests that their continued presence is actively torturing your inner peace. You, the gracious host, are merely a puppet of social custom, while your true self is begging for mercy.
This isn't about them knowing they've overstayed; it's about you finally giving a voice (even if it's a silent, framed one) to the desperate, unutterable plea for solitude.
Who Needs This Print?
The highly introverted individual who, despite their best intentions, occasionally finds themselves trapped in a social engagement.
Anyone who has perfected the art of the 'polite nod' while their mind is constructing elaborate escape plans.
For the person who believes that true art reflects the deepest, most uncomfortable truths about human interaction.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
This print isn't a gentle suggestion; it's a window into your brain's absolute meltdown. While your face might be plastered with a polite smile, this piece of art is broadcasting the raw, unedited panic currently consuming your very soul.
It's the visual manifestation of your inner monologue, turned up to an eleven. This print functions as your personal hostage note, alerting guests that their continued presence is actively torturing your inner peace. You, the gracious host, are merely a puppet of social custom, while your true self is begging for mercy.
This isn't about them knowing they've overstayed; it's about you finally giving a voice (even if it's a silent, framed one) to the desperate, unutterable plea for solitude.
Who Needs This Print?
The highly introverted individual who, despite their best intentions, occasionally finds themselves trapped in a social engagement.
Anyone who has perfected the art of the 'polite nod' while their mind is constructing elaborate escape plans.
For the person who believes that true art reflects the deepest, most uncomfortable truths about human interaction.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
