Let's not pretend we're fully present. We both know you're currently handling responsibilities, meeting deadlines, or perhaps just running errands, while 97% of your brain is busy navigating court politics, deciphering a prophecy, or trying to figure out which morally grey Fae prince is the most toxic (and therefore, the most attractive).
This mug is the ultimate dry, sarcastic justification for your necessary distraction. The red line is the definitive boundary: reality stops right here. It's for the messy soul who understands that fictional worlds offer superior entertainment to the real one, and your true loyalty lies with the winged, problematic, and highly magical male leads.
Who Needs This Mug?
For the reader who prioritizes fictional high lords over actual responsibilities (in spirit only, of course).
If your response to any minor inconvenience is, "It's fine, I'm just waiting for the Fae to claim me."
For those who understand that "Faerie" isn't a place, it's a state of mind (and a genre).
Anyone who suffers from the chronic condition of being mentally attached to fictional entities.
Hold this where it reminds you: It’s not distraction; it’s immersion.
Boring Info.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Let's not pretend we're fully present. We both know you're currently handling responsibilities, meeting deadlines, or perhaps just running errands, while 97% of your brain is busy navigating court politics, deciphering a prophecy, or trying to figure out which morally grey Fae prince is the most toxic (and therefore, the most attractive).
This mug is the ultimate dry, sarcastic justification for your necessary distraction. The red line is the definitive boundary: reality stops right here. It's for the messy soul who understands that fictional worlds offer superior entertainment to the real one, and your true loyalty lies with the winged, problematic, and highly magical male leads.
Who Needs This Mug?
For the reader who prioritizes fictional high lords over actual responsibilities (in spirit only, of course).
If your response to any minor inconvenience is, "It's fine, I'm just waiting for the Fae to claim me."
For those who understand that "Faerie" isn't a place, it's a state of mind (and a genre).
Anyone who suffers from the chronic condition of being mentally attached to fictional entities.
Hold this where it reminds you: It’s not distraction; it’s immersion.
Boring Info.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
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