Let's not pretend we're fully present. We both know you're currently handling responsibilities, meeting deadlines, or perhaps just running errands, while 95% of your brain is busy navigating court politics, deciphering a prophecy, or trying to figure out which morally grey Fae prince is the most toxic (and therefore, the most attractive).
The red line is the definitive boundary: reality stops here. This print is for the messy soul who understands that fictional worlds offer superior entertainment to the real one, and your true loyalty lies with the winged, problematic, and highly magical male leads. It's the ultimate dry, sarcastic justification for your necessary distraction.
For the reader who prioritizes fictional high lords over actual responsibilities (in spirit only, of course).
If your response to any minor inconvenience is, "It's fine, I'm just waiting for the Fae to claim me."
For those who understand that "Faerie" isn't a place, it's a state of mind (and a genre).
Anyone who suffers from the chronic condition of being mentally attached to fictional entities.
Hang this where it reminds you: It’s not distraction; it’s immersion.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
· Format: True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
· Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
· Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
· Paper weight: 189 g/m²
· Opacity: 94%
· ISO brightness: 104%
· Paper is sourced from Japan
Let's not pretend we're fully present. We both know you're currently handling responsibilities, meeting deadlines, or perhaps just running errands, while 95% of your brain is busy navigating court politics, deciphering a prophecy, or trying to figure out which morally grey Fae prince is the most toxic (and therefore, the most attractive).
The red line is the definitive boundary: reality stops here. This print is for the messy soul who understands that fictional worlds offer superior entertainment to the real one, and your true loyalty lies with the winged, problematic, and highly magical male leads. It's the ultimate dry, sarcastic justification for your necessary distraction.
For the reader who prioritizes fictional high lords over actual responsibilities (in spirit only, of course).
If your response to any minor inconvenience is, "It's fine, I'm just waiting for the Fae to claim me."
For those who understand that "Faerie" isn't a place, it's a state of mind (and a genre).
Anyone who suffers from the chronic condition of being mentally attached to fictional entities.
Hang this where it reminds you: It’s not distraction; it’s immersion.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
· Format: True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
· Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
· Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
· Paper weight: 189 g/m²
· Opacity: 94%
· ISO brightness: 104%
· Paper is sourced from Japan
