This mug is not a gentle suggestion; it's a window into your brain's absolute meltdown, delivered via glossy white ceramic.
While your face might be plastered with a polite smile, this piece of kitchenware is broadcasting the raw, unedited panic currently consuming your very soul. It features the ultimate visual manifestation of your inner monologue, turned up to an eleven.
This mug functions as your personal hostage note, alerting anyone nearby that their continued presence is actively torturing your inner peace. You are merely a puppet of social custom, while your true self is begging for solitude.
The Quiet Confession
Printed on a stark white, 15oz glossy mug with hand-rendered typography, this piece allows you a secret, constant moment of recognition.
It is printed on both sides. Whether you are clutching the handle or staring into the abyss of your coffee, the message is a desperate, unutterable plea for solitude. This isn't about them knowing they've overstayed; it's about you finally giving a voice (even if it's a silent, usable one) to the truth.
This is an indispensable tool for protecting your inner world.
Who Needs This Mug?
The highly introverted individual who, despite their best intentions, occasionally finds themselves trapped in a social engagement.
Anyone who has perfected the art of the 'polite nod' while their mind is constructing elaborate escape plans.
For the person who believes that true art reflects the deepest, most uncomfortable truths about human interaction and the need to disappear.
Boring Info.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
This mug is not a gentle suggestion; it's a window into your brain's absolute meltdown, delivered via glossy white ceramic.
While your face might be plastered with a polite smile, this piece of kitchenware is broadcasting the raw, unedited panic currently consuming your very soul. It features the ultimate visual manifestation of your inner monologue, turned up to an eleven.
This mug functions as your personal hostage note, alerting anyone nearby that their continued presence is actively torturing your inner peace. You are merely a puppet of social custom, while your true self is begging for solitude.
The Quiet Confession
Printed on a stark white, 15oz glossy mug with hand-rendered typography, this piece allows you a secret, constant moment of recognition.
It is printed on both sides. Whether you are clutching the handle or staring into the abyss of your coffee, the message is a desperate, unutterable plea for solitude. This isn't about them knowing they've overstayed; it's about you finally giving a voice (even if it's a silent, usable one) to the truth.
This is an indispensable tool for protecting your inner world.
Who Needs This Mug?
The highly introverted individual who, despite their best intentions, occasionally finds themselves trapped in a social engagement.
Anyone who has perfected the art of the 'polite nod' while their mind is constructing elaborate escape plans.
For the person who believes that true art reflects the deepest, most uncomfortable truths about human interaction and the need to disappear.
Boring Info.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
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