Let's set the record straight. The statement "I am not emotionally unavailable" is the absolute, honest-to-goodness truth, and I have underlined it in red to make that sincerity undeniable. You are capable of complex, deep, and messy emotions—the problem isn't your availability, it's the quality of the candidates!
The red line is your fierce, quiet emphasis on your sincere readiness for a connection. The issue, as highlighted by the fading grey text, is that the only men who meet your standards (the complicated, brooding, power-hungry, and often dangerous ones) are currently wrapped up in world-ending stakes. This print is the ultimate, truthful justification for every reader whose heart belongs to a fictional being currently busy fighting a war. Patience is a virtue, but waiting for a fictional Shadow Daddy is just a fact of life.
For the reader who consistently chooses the dark, morally compromised love interest.
If your book boyfriends' occupations include "King," "Warlord," "Vampire," or "High Lord."
For anyone whose dating life suffered irreparable damage after picking up a Dark Romance novel.
If you understand that "saving the world" is a valid reason for ignoring your texts.
Hang this where it reminds you: It’s not unavailability; it’s excellent taste.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
· Format: True 1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
· Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
· Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
· Paper weight: 189 g/m²
· Opacity: 94%
· ISO brightness: 104%
· Paper is sourced from Japan
Let's set the record straight. The statement "I am not emotionally unavailable" is the absolute, honest-to-goodness truth, and I have underlined it in red to make that sincerity undeniable. You are capable of complex, deep, and messy emotions—the problem isn't your availability, it's the quality of the candidates!
The red line is your fierce, quiet emphasis on your sincere readiness for a connection. The issue, as highlighted by the fading grey text, is that the only men who meet your standards (the complicated, brooding, power-hungry, and often dangerous ones) are currently wrapped up in world-ending stakes. This print is the ultimate, truthful justification for every reader whose heart belongs to a fictional being currently busy fighting a war. Patience is a virtue, but waiting for a fictional Shadow Daddy is just a fact of life.
For the reader who consistently chooses the dark, morally compromised love interest.
If your book boyfriends' occupations include "King," "Warlord," "Vampire," or "High Lord."
For anyone whose dating life suffered irreparable damage after picking up a Dark Romance novel.
If you understand that "saving the world" is a valid reason for ignoring your texts.
Hang this where it reminds you: It’s not unavailability; it’s excellent taste.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
· Format: True 1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
· Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
· Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
· Paper weight: 189 g/m²
· Opacity: 94%
· ISO brightness: 104%
· Paper is sourced from Japan
