This print is not a gentle hint; it is a declaration of policy.
For too long, you've suffered the exhaustion of pretending. You’re done with the theatrical welcomes, the false enthusiasm, and the draining performance of sustained graciousness. This print, featuring the surgically honest text, "You're not as welcome here as I made out you were," is designed to do the heavy lifting of boundary setting before your guests even take off their coats.
Hang this print prominently where it will not be missed. It is your silent, creative way of setting the tone: "The timer is running."
The beauty of this piece is its layered cruelty. It doesn't tell them to leave now; it makes them re-evaluate their past, present, and future behavior in your presence.
This is an indispensable piece for the host who appreciates clear communication and who refuses to waste one more second pretending their house is a perpetual sanctuary for dull anecdotes.
Those who are completely fed up with social pretense and want their art to do the talking.
The individual who prefers to establish a low-bar of hospitality immediately, allowing any subsequent kindness to feel like a genuine bonus.
Anyone needing an aesthetically pleasing, passive-aggressive tool to protect their weekend.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
This print is not a gentle hint; it is a declaration of policy.
For too long, you've suffered the exhaustion of pretending. You’re done with the theatrical welcomes, the false enthusiasm, and the draining performance of sustained graciousness. This print, featuring the surgically honest text, "You're not as welcome here as I made out you were," is designed to do the heavy lifting of boundary setting before your guests even take off their coats.
Hang this print prominently where it will not be missed. It is your silent, creative way of setting the tone: "The timer is running."
The beauty of this piece is its layered cruelty. It doesn't tell them to leave now; it makes them re-evaluate their past, present, and future behavior in your presence.
This is an indispensable piece for the host who appreciates clear communication and who refuses to waste one more second pretending their house is a perpetual sanctuary for dull anecdotes.
Those who are completely fed up with social pretense and want their art to do the talking.
The individual who prefers to establish a low-bar of hospitality immediately, allowing any subsequent kindness to feel like a genuine bonus.
Anyone needing an aesthetically pleasing, passive-aggressive tool to protect their weekend.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
