Overstayed Welcome

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This is the print you deploy when all subtlety has failed and the only remaining option is the truth, delivered with the conciseness of a telegram. Unlike the other prints in this collection, this one isn't about feeling a boundary—it's about the absolute violation of a time limit.

The casual yes. at the start is a masterpiece of passive-aggression. It's the automatic confirmation you give immdietly that you are not interested in anymore of thier visits that go on for far to long, full of stories you’ve already heard and they absolutely are not welcome to have another cup of tea and that will not change no matter how much they refusal to look at the clock. This verdict is not up for debate. This is the Final Judgment.

This print is the official, silent executor of social contracts. Hang it somewhere everyone can consciously see it. Allow it to be the constant, unspoken reminder that their presence is now a quantifiable mistake.

Who Needs This Print?

  • The host whose energy reserves are completely depleted by 8:30 PM.

  • Anyone who prefers communication delivered in short, declarative, and indisputable facts.

  • For the person whose mind demands structure, logic, and a healthy dose of blunt honesty, especially when it involves getting the house back.

The Specs

Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.

Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)

Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.

Paper thickness: 10.3 mil

Paper weight: 189 g/m²

Opacity: 94%

ISO brightness: 104%

Paper is sourced from Japan

This is the print you deploy when all subtlety has failed and the only remaining option is the truth, delivered with the conciseness of a telegram. Unlike the other prints in this collection, this one isn't about feeling a boundary—it's about the absolute violation of a time limit.

The casual yes. at the start is a masterpiece of passive-aggression. It's the automatic confirmation you give immdietly that you are not interested in anymore of thier visits that go on for far to long, full of stories you’ve already heard and they absolutely are not welcome to have another cup of tea and that will not change no matter how much they refusal to look at the clock. This verdict is not up for debate. This is the Final Judgment.

This print is the official, silent executor of social contracts. Hang it somewhere everyone can consciously see it. Allow it to be the constant, unspoken reminder that their presence is now a quantifiable mistake.

Who Needs This Print?

  • The host whose energy reserves are completely depleted by 8:30 PM.

  • Anyone who prefers communication delivered in short, declarative, and indisputable facts.

  • For the person whose mind demands structure, logic, and a healthy dose of blunt honesty, especially when it involves getting the house back.

The Specs

Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.

Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)

Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.

Paper thickness: 10.3 mil

Paper weight: 189 g/m²

Opacity: 94%

ISO brightness: 104%

Paper is sourced from Japan