This mug is the official, silent executor of social contracts, deployed when all subtlety has failed and the only remaining option is the truth, delivered with the conciseness of a telegram. Unlike a polite print, this 15oz black ceramic vessel is designed for maximum, unavoidable confrontation.
It's the automatic confirmation that you are no longer interested in their company, they are absolutely not welcome to have another cup of tea, and that will not change, no matter how desperately they refuse to look at the clock.
This verdict is not up for debate. This is the Final Judgment.
The Unavoidable Truth
Printed on a stark white, 15oz glossy mug, this message is designed to be inescapable. The clean ceramic surface provides the ultimate false sense of security, ensuring the brutal, hand-rendered message—with its urgent red accents—lands with maximum shock.
It is printed on both sides. Whether you are holding the handle or passive-aggressively handing it to your guest, they cannot pretend they haven’t seen it. The oversized, authoritative shape of the mug ensures that their presence is now a quantifiable mistake that they must address every time they take a sip.
Who Needs This Mug?
The host whose energy reserves are completely depleted by 8:30 PM.
The person whose mind demands structure, logic, and a healthy dose of blunt honesty, especially when it involves getting the house back.
Anyone who prefers communication delivered in short, declarative, and indisputable facts—and is tired of paying attention to yours.
Boring Info.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
This mug is the official, silent executor of social contracts, deployed when all subtlety has failed and the only remaining option is the truth, delivered with the conciseness of a telegram. Unlike a polite print, this 15oz black ceramic vessel is designed for maximum, unavoidable confrontation.
It's the automatic confirmation that you are no longer interested in their company, they are absolutely not welcome to have another cup of tea, and that will not change, no matter how desperately they refuse to look at the clock.
This verdict is not up for debate. This is the Final Judgment.
The Unavoidable Truth
Printed on a stark white, 15oz glossy mug, this message is designed to be inescapable. The clean ceramic surface provides the ultimate false sense of security, ensuring the brutal, hand-rendered message—with its urgent red accents—lands with maximum shock.
It is printed on both sides. Whether you are holding the handle or passive-aggressively handing it to your guest, they cannot pretend they haven’t seen it. The oversized, authoritative shape of the mug ensures that their presence is now a quantifiable mistake that they must address every time they take a sip.
Who Needs This Mug?
The host whose energy reserves are completely depleted by 8:30 PM.
The person whose mind demands structure, logic, and a healthy dose of blunt honesty, especially when it involves getting the house back.
Anyone who prefers communication delivered in short, declarative, and indisputable facts—and is tired of paying attention to yours.
Boring Info.
15 oz Cermaic mug [dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)]
Lead and BPA-free material
Glossy finish
Dishwasher and microwave safe
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