This is the ultimate print for the meticulous score-keeper of social engagements. It doesn't just ask the guest to leave; it warns them that their exit will not bring relief, only the commencement of their delayed, negative review.
This print is a masterclass in honesty: it admits that your politeness is finite and that the actual process of unwinding from their visit involves a detailed, bitter recap of their duration. It transforms you from a host into a documentarian of their time-wasting. The casual, conversational tone makes the message even more brutal, confirming this is simply a fact of life, like taxes or traffic.
The person who enjoys the post-mortem of a social event far more than the event itself.
Anyone who values their friends' company, but values their own time significantly more.
For those who understand that sometimes, the greatest joy of having company is finally telling someone else how long they had the audacity to stay for.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
This is the ultimate print for the meticulous score-keeper of social engagements. It doesn't just ask the guest to leave; it warns them that their exit will not bring relief, only the commencement of their delayed, negative review.
This print is a masterclass in honesty: it admits that your politeness is finite and that the actual process of unwinding from their visit involves a detailed, bitter recap of their duration. It transforms you from a host into a documentarian of their time-wasting. The casual, conversational tone makes the message even more brutal, confirming this is simply a fact of life, like taxes or traffic.
The person who enjoys the post-mortem of a social event far more than the event itself.
Anyone who values their friends' company, but values their own time significantly more.
For those who understand that sometimes, the greatest joy of having company is finally telling someone else how long they had the audacity to stay for.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. The stark white background provides the perfect, honest surface for the declaration to be stamped upon.
Format:True1:1 Square Ratio. (The only honest, balanced, and uncompromising ratio for this collection.)
Type: Unfiltered, original hand-rendered black type on stark white. Specific lines are accented in stark red—digitally inserted to ensure inescapable focus. Professional execution, savage tone.
Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Opacity: 94%
ISO brightness: 104%
Paper is sourced from Japan
